Aal Izz Well!

I say this 10 times a day now cuz I really need to.
Sixth nd the last semester has started. V got to know that somebody from JNU is coming to teach us this time. We all literally rejoiced! Finally...our hard work was paying. Finally we were actually getting an educated teacher..cuz others always left us with the feeling that we were more educated than them somehow! Nyways, we waited for this class with gr8 enthu! Nd here is what we get..

A person who is not even a teacher. He is still doing his PhD!! He's teaching for the 1st time...rather experimenting..on us!! :-/ His diction is weird..a disaster!! To quote some examples: Enters He, in the class for the 1st time (nd we think he is the new guy hired to repair the malfunctioning CPUs!) We wish him Good Morning. He says okay(!!) Now he introduces himself nd his subject..both.

"I am ur teacher. I woill like to shtart with a brieef introduction of thee shubject. Iit was verie ujeful in the hishtory. Iit waj ujed for various problems...like in caumpaunies, militaury, etc to minimije a given problem. There are various methauds to solve a problem....."nd so it went on nd on nd on for 2 hrs! Neither did he mention His name nor his subject's name in the intro! So...I had to give up nd ask my ny-ber(Neighbour, as he calls it) what the subject was!

Soon after the class started, we all were seen messaging each other how to minimije this class!

Plus he's a big liar. I talked to him about scheduling the next class nd he insisted on taking another teacher's class. I tried to explain him that he cant take that lecture cuz its already booked but he dint budge. I had to give him that slot finally. But I told the other teacher about this. Nd when the other teacher confronted him...that antique item said I was lying!! How dare he! I soo hate him now!

When he came, I decided not to make fun of his diction. But now m all for it with the whole class!! He won't be spared!!

An icing on the cake: When he says "parallel"...it sounds like "pyaarelaal"!!
Perhaps, that's why they say...don't count ur chickens before they hatch! What do I say now?? Aal izz Well!